February 2011
33 posts
January 2011
70 posts
My boobs feel awesome today.
I might spend the day just touching them.
“You had the magic pussy and you lost it. Do you think ballin’ 89 more broads is...”
– Hank Moody to Charlie Runkle
This is the truth. Appreciate the women you have. (via singlemaltscotch)
“We’ve all fallen for them.
Pricks are spontaneous, they’re unpredictable,...”
– Alex Goran / Up In The Air (via pseudoxerox) (via ventisette)
I've never learned so much about dog food before.
My dog is about to be more organic than you.
You indie fuck.
“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m...”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky (via quote-book)
YES.
textsfromlastnight:
(902): If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Bitches don’t like it when you fuck other bitches.
It happens to everyone as they grow up; you find...
“Nothing is permanent. Especially people. Strangers become friends. Friends...”
– Megan McCafferty (via make-me-smile)
I’m a diehard romantic who’s constantly horny.
“Then I thought, boy, isn’t that just typical? You wait and wait and wait for...”
– Absolutely Normal Chaos, Sharon Creech (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
“I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list...”
– Naked, David Sedaris (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
“Then I thought, boy, isn’t that just typical? You wait and wait and wait for...”
– Absolutely Normal Chaos, Sharon Creech (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
“I think what you love right now is the idea of me. You can’t love someone for...”
– Win a Date with Tad Hamilton (via littlemiss)
“I told her tea bags were just a convenience for people with busy lives and she...”
– ‘Tis, Frank McCourt (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
I want to marry this fucking person.
The shit you put yourself through. Its funny. At...
even my dog is dissapointed in me.
Do I care? No.
Why can’t people see I just want to be by myself.
I don’t need people, and their useless words.
I don’t need anything but myself.
My nasty fucking self.
my heart. my heart. my heart. my heart. my heart.
I’m starting to hope its possible to live without it.
This why you fly southwest. →
